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BREAKING: Patrick L. Jackson Joins The PUP List as Lead Movie Critic, Social Commentator, Jim Day Hater and Bearcat Basketball Analyst

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Jackson displaying unrivaled levels of class

Forbes is beginning to take notice of The PUP List’s free agency acquisitions. B.C. Forbes, the founder of Forbes Magazine, is rumored to have posthumously uttered, “Now that The PUP List has Pat Jackson, I fear for my publication’s vitality.”

And that’s all you need to know, PJ’s talents make dead guys scared. As a connoisseur of classic films with an undeniable taste for the aristocratic, Jackson instantly boosts The PUP List’s credibility by leaps and bounds.

Not only does he know about great films, his taste for classic music is unrivaled and his hate for FSN Ohio’s Jim Day is something to marvel.

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But, above all, Patrick’s deep love for Cincinnati Bearcats Basketball may be the most valuable aspect of his addition to the blog. No one, and I mean no one, loves Bearcat basketball more than him. His knowledge knows no bounds and he attends more games than not. His mentor is Kenyon Martin Sr. and his spirit animal is Bob Huggins.

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West Virginia coach Bob Huggins looks on against his former team Cincinnati during the first half of a college basketball game Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008 in Morgantown, W.Va. (AP Photo/Jeff Gentner)

He will be in full swing once basketball season rolls around, but for now he will bring you “PJ’s Movie of the Week,” and whatever else he feels like doing.

Spirits are high here at The PUP List’s HQ located at an undisclosed summit among The Swiss Alps. There are more three more acquisitions on the way, and one of them is a legitimate Twitter celebrity (seriously). Who will it be? Stay tuned to find out.

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