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Does Anyone Actually Get Bamboozled by Those Rocket Mortgage Commercials?

There’s no way anyone sees these commercials and actually thinks, yeah lemme whip out my phone and buy a house real quick….right? I mean what the hell I genuinely don’t get this app…am I missing something? You can literally just buy a house by pressing a light blue button? Do you get to pick the house or is it like Russian Roullete house buying? Can you blindly swipe right Tinder style and match with a really shitty house? Is it just yours when you hit the button? Do you have to sign anything? Is the community pet friendly? The questions never end.

RIP to all the people out there who actually got swindled here and just pressed a button and ended up in debt for 50 years.

p.s. so at the beginning Quicken Loans just associates the word “Mortgage” with death and says, “But, we added Rocket.” So…we just die quicker now?

 

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  1. p.s. so at the beginning Quicken Loans just associates the word “Mortgage” with death and says, “But, we added Rocket.” So…we just die quicker now?

    “The answer is yes and welcome tho The Q Cavs Fans!”

    Dan Gilbert

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