I’m Not Really Surprised that a Russian Cut Off His Friend’s Penis
By: Nick Boeing
A Russian man has been detained after using an axe to sever his friend’s penis, say police.
The two villagers were said by police to be arguing about the size of their manhoods during a drinking session in the Urals region of Bashkortostan.
It is alleged that a 52-year-old man grabbed the axe and first struck his 47-year-old friend on the head, before chopping off the man’s penis.
A police spokesman said: “Over two days the men were binge drinking , which led to a violent argument.”
“When words were exhausted, the attacker pulled out an axe and first struck the opponent on the head, then cut off his manhood.”
Anyways, I see a headline about a donger getting sent to the guillotine and my heart drops into the pit of my stomach, but at the same time, I need to know more. How do you end up in that situation? How drunk are you that you think ‘I’m sick of this guy…off with his willy.’ Granted, it’s Russia, so literally anything is possible.
I’ve had many drunk arguments with my friends and have slung many insults toward the genital region of those same friends, but, so far, it has never ended with an axe-wielding circumcision. Can’t even say I’ve ever had a blacked out argument over who has the biggest member. I won’t count it out; only time will tell.