Sharapova’s Suspension Highlights Sexist, Pro-Marjuana Agenda in Sports
By: Alex Marcheschi
This is how #millenials report the news, strictly memes. It tells you all you need to know in a simple picture. #attentionspans #millenial #journalism #adderall
p.s. here’s wikipedia’s definition of what “meldonium” (the drug Sharapova took) does to the body. It’s honestly a joke to suspend her for two years, all kidding aside:
double p.s. – In all honesty I’m trying to cop some meldonium for that hangover cure, son. Check that last sentence out: “It may also have some effect on decreasing the severity of withdrawl symptoms caused by the cessation of chronic alcohol use.” That sounds like doctor speak for a hangover cure, it’s out there. Wake up sheeple.