By: JerryAnytime

Boston — Mitt Romney is no stranger to recreational combat. Whether he’schallenging former heavyweight boxing champions to a few rounds in the ring, or throwing figurative jabs at Donald Trump, there’s no doubt that the former Massachusetts governor has lobbed a blow or two.

The former Republican presidential candidate returned to the ring once again on Saturday night in Salt Lake City for an event to benefit Charity Vision, a foundation that aims to aid blindness in developing countries.

Romney had a rough-and-tumble time with two other luchadores, throwing two pretty soft clotheslines before being unmasked.

I’m actually upset that I didn’t come up with the headline for this.

That is justifiably the most beautiful sentence I have ever read. So beautiful, in fact, that it almost brings a tear to my eye. I’m completely okay with my gravestone reading “JerryAnytime, heart a champion, delivered the pain train each and every day.”

Mitt Romney is flat out just a weird guy. Great smile but a weird dude and even Google can verify that for me.

Real talk though, Mitt looks ecstatic to be doing this, and why the hell would he not be? I think he realizes how secretly blessed he was to lose the 2012 election. Let’s just take a glance at a picture of Obama and how he has aged of the years.

Forget the fact that BO still seems to still have a sense of humor, he looks like he is completely dead as shit in the picture above. If you asked me if I wanted to be the most powerful man in the world and talk about nuclear war policies with Iran OR be able to throw some dudes around in a wrestling cage match in a speedo… I’m going with the latter every single time from this day ‘till the day I die.

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