Draymond Continues His D-Bag Reign of Terror, Posts Dick-Pic on Snapchat
By: Nick Boeing
ESPN – Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green was arrested early Sunday for allegedly punching Michigan State football player Jermaine Edmondson in the face during a confrontation at an East Lansing restaurant, according to the police report obtained by ESPN.
Green was arrested on charges of “simple assault” for the incident, which happened at Conrad’s Grill in East Lansing, Michigan. He was released on $200 bond, and his arraignment is scheduled for July 20. If convicted, he would face a maximum of 93 days in jail and a $500 fine.
He also took a blood test at the jail — which resulted in a blood alcohol content of .10 — and wasn’t allowed to leave “until completely sober.”
However, it wasn’t the first incident between the two, according to Edmondson’s statement to the East Lansing Police Department.
According to the police report, Edmondson, a senior cornerback for the Spartans, told police that he told Green to watch where he was going after Green had bumped into him at a different establishment on Friday night and that he and his girlfriend were “choked” by Green’s associates.
“I was talking to one of my teammates when Draymond bumped into me and I said, ‘Hey bro can you at least say excuse me?'” Edmondson, 22, said in a statement to the East Lansing Police Department about the incident on Friday night. “… I asked who he was to think that it’s okay to bump into somebody without saying excuse me. he then said, ‘I pay for n—– like you scholarships.’ Then I started to say you have me messed up before I was choked out by two guys who were with him.”
First and foremost, I can totally see how people might think this MSU football guy is looking for an easy payday. Hell, if taking a punch from a professional athlete ensured me thousands, if not millions of dollars, I’d have some serious thinking to do. This is where student loans have taken my train of thought and dignity. Knocked out = debt paid off? Sign me up.
I’m sure this story is getting misconstrued by someone, somewhere along the line, but I 100% believe that Draymond would say something like the scholarships line and he seems like the hardo that doesn’t get out of the way for anyone and would shoulder bump a 10-year-old if it came down to it.
Not to mention he seems like the kind of guy that would have his boys jump in and start choking/curb-stomping/killing random people, including women, for saying something to him. Draymond is that kid from high school that would pick on people that were one foot and 75 pounds smaller than him just because he could and he knew they wouldn’t do anything about it.
Even if this is for that payday I was talking about, Draymond knows he did something wrong or else he wouldn’t have said, “that he was sorry for slapping the subject and wanted to speak with him to make things right.” That’s the desperation of a man looking to get out of legal trouble and wanting to save his image. In my opinion, a slap is more disrespectful than a punch. A punch rocks your world and brain, but a slap can rattle you to the core, make you question your manhood.
This is very wrong of me, but if this escalated into something even bigger, I’d love watching it unfold if it meant no more Draymond Green in the NBA or suspended for a long time. I don’t wanna see him die or go to jail or anything bad like that, just, like, go play overseas or hang out with OJ Mayo or something.
UPDATE: Draymond has now “accidentally” put a dick-pic on Snapchat. We’re not going to delve any further into it, but if you’re into that type of thing give it a quick Google search.
He kicks people in the balls, looks like the Deez Nuts guy, gets arrested and has a judge whose name is “Dick Ball,” AND posts a dick pic. He must be a mentulomanic.