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The Summer of Draymond Rolls On

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By: Nick Boeing

ESPN – Golden State Warriors and U.S. Olympic team forward Draymond Green apologized for posting a picture of his penis on social media.

The picture was posted for about 10 minutes Sunday afternoon on Snapchat, then was taken down.

“I apologize for the situation. It’s clearly not what I was trying to do,” he said.

Everywhere I look on the internet, there’s something new about Draymond popping up (that sentence can now double as a boner joke), but it’s never anything good. Oh, sure, he’s on the Olympic basketball team that’s currently convincing every country out there that WW3 would be a bad idea, but I don’t believe he’s playing much. I don’t know for sure though because I’m not tuning in to watch them take on a Chinese team that should stick to ping pong.

(Holy shit, that was nuts.)

First, he beat on some corner from Michigan State which is weird. That’s like an orphan getting adopted by some rich, nice family then going back and beating up the other kids at the orphanage. Now he’s out here “getting hacked” via Snapchat.

Sometimes I can believe the whole hacked excuse, but this makes no sense. Did someone just grab your phone, open up Snapchat, stick it down your pants and post it all in like 0.05 seconds? Good thing he’s now come out and said he pushed the wrong button; that’s actually believable.

Overall, I find it pretty sad that a well-known professional athlete feels the need to send a dick pic. Even if it was the best dick pic you’ve ever seen with elaborate lighting and a touch of makeup, what’s the point? You’re rich and famous as shit dawg; your entire life is the Picasso of dick pics.

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