This Cincinnati Commercial Got Me Irrationally Hyped
By: Nick Boeing
I was nursing a hangover and watching the Olympics Sunday afternoon, and then this commercial came on. My hangover was instantly gone, I went from six to midnight in 0.37 seconds and I ran 15 miles in five minutes, naked.
Got my Cincinnati pride levels through the roof. As if I wasn’t stuck here enough, this news station commercial made me never wanna leave. If you’re from Cincy and this didn’t bring at least one tear to your eye, go to Cleveland or some other shit hole.
The ending kinda dimmed the bright lights a bit with the news anchors and what not, but I can deal with it. I’m now fully convinced the Reds are gonna make the playoffs and win the World Series and the Bengals are gonna go undefeated and win the Super Bowl. We’re on the rise fam (as they say), Cincinnati’s the next New York; book it.
p.s. Full disclosure, we’re Local 12 guys. WLWT got lucky with that commercial.