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Charles Barkley Just Won the Cavs the 2017 NBA Championship

By: Alex Marcheschi

SEND THE CHILDREN TO THE BASEMENT! STORE UP YOUR CANNED GOODS! FILL UP THE BATH TUB!

Sir Charles Barkley and LeBron Raymone James are beefing, and let me tell you folks, it ain’t pretty. Two of my bois are going at it and I feel like a young child in the midst of a divorce. Here are the details:

Charles called LeBron “whiny”, among other things, last week and it can all be seen in this ESPN post. He said that about LeBron because he’s been publicly campaigning for a backup point guard and/or a playmaker all year. JR got hurt and it really fudged up the Cavs’ mojo. Korver doesn’t seem to be working yet and the Cavs are in the midst of a tough stretch. In other words, LBJ has an extremely short fuse right now and his wick just ran out. Charles Barkley was in his line of sight and ole Chucky got ETHERED:

 

 

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Chuck is a dead man walking.

This is exactly what LeBron needed to light a fire under his ass. Every year around this time his teams struggle, they go through fake adversity and then the King uses it to rally his troops. Propaganda 101. It’s happening again, except this time LeBron murdered a legend and left him in his wake.

He’s officially in “zero fucks given” mode and we all know what that means. KD has to be PISSED at Chuck. Dan Gilbert might as well just buy more trophy polish now.

 

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