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Lady Tosses Back a Strawberita & Stabs Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Have a Threesome with a Rando from the Dog Park

By: JerryAnytime

Havasu News A Lake Havasu City woman was arrested Jan. 12 in the 4000 block of Challenger Drive after she reportedly stabbed a man with a pair of scissors during an argument about a threesome.

Teresa M. Gillard, 42, faces felony charges for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct with a weapon per domestic violence.

Police said an argument arose between her and the alleged victim when Gillard reportedly wanted to invite a woman she had met earlier that day at a dog park to their home for a sexual threesome, according to a police report. The alleged victim declined and said he did not want anyone to come over, a police report stated.

Gillard later told police she had been drinking a Budweiser Strawberryrita and two shots of peppermint schnapps prior to the incident, a police report stated.

Nowadays, when I come across a story such as this, I just let it go. The internet streets are wild and stories like this are a dime a dozen. The only reason I stopped and thought twice about this story is because of this tidbit, “Gillard later told police she had been drinking a Budweiser Strawberryrita and two shots of peppermint schnapps prior to the incident, a police report stated.”

Very interesting and ESSENTIAL part of the story. While I haven’t been known to head down to my local dog park to pick up a third party for a threesome, I have been known to toss back horrible sugary drinks and make regrettable decisions. I’m not saying what Gillard did was right, I’m just saying I get where she’s coming from.

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One second you’re enjoying a 199 calorie margarita drink and a few shots of Schnapps, the next second you’re using scissors as a deadly weapon. Things happen.

If my extensive research is correct, this all happened on January 12th, which would have been a Thursday. A casual Thursday in Arizona. That’s what happens when the weather is warm all the time. You can’t have beautiful weather and NOT go to jail for aggravated assault. You gotta pick one.

editor’s note: Jerry emailed me this before Nate from Barstool blogged it, so technically he was first

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