Would You Rather Be Effortlessly Attractive and Poor, or Ugly and Rich?
Would you rather be effortlessly attractive and ripped while living paycheck to paycheck (to the point where an unexpected car repair becomes a big problem) for your whole life, or […]
Who’s To Blame for Barstool Van Talk Getting Cancelled? A Deep Dive
Who is to blame for Barstool Van Talk's cancellation? We strapped in and did the research.
South Carolina is Warning Its Citizens of Impending Lizardman Sightings During The Total Solar Eclipse
Something tells JerryAnytime that The Lizardman is not to be trifled with...
VIDEO: Stephen A. Smith Hilariously Claims His Ex Was “Kardashian, J-Lo, Beyonce Type Stacked”
Stephen A. really had it going back then huh?
Will Ferrell Dropped Two ‘N’ Bombs During a 2000 SNL Skit & Faced No Backlash. Sign of Different Times or Proof He’s The GOAT?
Will Ferrell dropped two hefty N bombs in 2000, is it a sign of different times, or evidence that he's untouchable?
VIDEO: It’s Not LeBron’s Fault
The Warriors had to add KD to a 73 win team to beat LBJ
Aziz Ansari Does It For The Culture With The Second Season of ‘Master of None’
Master of None's second season is a classic romance story, a hilarious tale of familial relationships and a gut wrenching, violent display of raw emotion all wrapped in one magnificent orb of entertainment.
Cutty Retiring Somehow Makes Me Both Sad and Happy At The Same Time
By: Alex Marcheschi As Neil Young once said, “it’s better to burn out than to fade away,” and like a Parliament that has been smoked to completion, Jay Cutler’s career […]
The PUP List Would Like To Issue an Apology to Bum Ass Raef LaFrentz & His Family
By: Alex Marcheschi In the words of Kendrick Lamar, my left stroke just went viiiiral: Behind the scenes, unedited footage of KG, Sheed and Big Ben Wallace breaking down a […]
Who is PFT Commenter?
By: Alex Marcheschi If you have a functioning brain and pay attention to sports media, you’ve undoubtedly heard the name “PFT Commenter”. Whether he’s flaunting his hard nips with his […]
Man Steals A Van With a Dead Body In It, Regrets It Big Time, Returns It And Steals Another Van
By: JerryAnytime (AP) — A man was arrested after police say he stole a van from a Southern California mortuary with a dead body inside, returned it and then stole […]
The PUP List Investigates: Who Placed That $1.1 Million Bet on The Falcons +3?
By: Alex Marcheschi Those who aren’t constantly roaming the Internet streets may not be aware of this, but last night news that someone bet $1.1 million on Atlanta +3 went […]
Lady Tosses Back a Strawberita & Stabs Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Have a Threesome with a Rando from the Dog Park
By: JerryAnytime Havasu News — A Lake Havasu City woman was arrested Jan. 12 in the 4000 block of Challenger Drive after she reportedly stabbed a man with a pair […]
This 4-Year-Old That Has Read Over 1,000 Books Needs To Chill The Fuck Out
By: JerryAnytime Washington Post — Before Daliyah Marie Arana was even born, her parents say, she was learning how to read. So it was no surprise when, at 2 years […]
Report: Study Finds Trump is Technically Blacker than Obama
By: Alex Marcheschi A groundbreaking study conducted by the Pew Research Center has determined that, technically speaking, Donald Trump is actually blacker than President Obama. The study is based upon the […]
I Want to Fight Richard Sherman
By: JerryAnytime SEAHAWKS.COM — Richard Sherman could barely walk off the field after the effort he gave playing five quarters of football and 90-plus snaps in this past Sunday night’s […]
