Cutty Retiring Somehow Makes Me Both Sad and Happy At The Same Time
By: Alex Marcheschi As Neil Young once said, “it’s better to burn out than to fade away,” and like a Parliament that has been smoked to completion, Jay Cutler’s career […]
The PUP List Would Like To Issue an Apology to Bum Ass Raef LaFrentz & His Family
By: Alex Marcheschi In the words of Kendrick Lamar, my left stroke just went viiiiral: Behind the scenes, unedited footage of KG, Sheed and Big Ben Wallace breaking down a […]
Who is PFT Commenter?
By: Alex Marcheschi If you have a functioning brain and pay attention to sports media, you’ve undoubtedly heard the name “PFT Commenter”. Whether he’s flaunting his hard nips with his […]
Man Steals A Van With a Dead Body In It, Regrets It Big Time, Returns It And Steals Another Van
By: JerryAnytime (AP) — A man was arrested after police say he stole a van from a Southern California mortuary with a dead body inside, returned it and then stole […]
The PUP List Investigates: Who Placed That $1.1 Million Bet on The Falcons +3?
By: Alex Marcheschi Those who aren’t constantly roaming the Internet streets may not be aware of this, but last night news that someone bet $1.1 million on Atlanta +3 went […]
Lady Tosses Back a Strawberita & Stabs Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Have a Threesome with a Rando from the Dog Park
By: JerryAnytime Havasu News — A Lake Havasu City woman was arrested Jan. 12 in the 4000 block of Challenger Drive after she reportedly stabbed a man with a pair […]
This 4-Year-Old That Has Read Over 1,000 Books Needs To Chill The Fuck Out
By: JerryAnytime Washington Post — Before Daliyah Marie Arana was even born, her parents say, she was learning how to read. So it was no surprise when, at 2 years […]
Report: Study Finds Trump is Technically Blacker than Obama
By: Alex Marcheschi A groundbreaking study conducted by the Pew Research Center has determined that, technically speaking, Donald Trump is actually blacker than President Obama. The study is based upon the […]
I Want to Fight Richard Sherman
By: JerryAnytime SEAHAWKS.COM — Richard Sherman could barely walk off the field after the effort he gave playing five quarters of football and 90-plus snaps in this past Sunday night’s […]
College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 7
By: Adam Bross College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 7 To Start: Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit coat. My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”. […]
Turns Out Ken Bone is a Weird Reddit Guy…America is Not Shocked
By: Nick Boeing By now, everyone knows who Ken Bone is. He took the world by storm in a red sweater and the best interests of Americans in his heart. […]
Josh Gordon: Idiot or Scientist?
By: Nick Boeing Josh Gordon comes in third when you talk about current NFL dumbasses. Only Johnny Manziel and Justin Blackmon, who you might’ve forgotten about, top Gordon if you […]
Craziness in the Cubes: Corporate Retreat with an Open Bar
By: Boots Sorry I’ve been slacking on keeping you guys posted on the insanity that exists inside the cubes. A few weeks back I had to go to a […]
Ex-NFL Center Jason Brown Quit Football at 29, Watched a Few YouTube Videos, and Became a Farmer
By: JerryAnytime Business Insider — In 2009, Jason Brown signed a five-year, $37.5 million contract with the St. Louis Rams that made him the highest-paid center in the NFL. Five […]
Guy Tries To Smoke Weed Out of a Scuba Tank and Ends Up Having A Real Bad Time
By: JerryAnytime Boston Leader – 27-year old Boston local has suffered extensive injuries to his lower body after an unconventional attempt to ‘fill a scuba tank with weed smoke’ failed spectacularly […]
Reddit Deep Dives: “Normal” Things We Don’t Realize Are Weird
By: prettygir1swag The question that started it all: Responses: (*editor’s note: solid point by “AnusBreeder”)
